Best Double Meaning Status for Whatsapp & Facebook
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet! #Double Meaning Status
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..
You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
Double Meaning Status
An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..#Double Meaning Status
I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.#Double Meaning Status
People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!
Short Double Meaning Quotes and Sayings
Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”
Boy; Your singing beautifully! Girl: Thanks but I’m a bathroom singer. Boy: Then invite me for your live show!
Knock, Knock, who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.#Double Meaning Status
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.#Double Meaning Status
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.#Double Meaning Status
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.
We have a history together ……and English and French also#Double Meaning Status
Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!
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You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee.
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?#Double Meaning Status
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
What’s the differences between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick
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Doctor: Mrs. Anita good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Anita? I’m Miss Anita! Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Anita…Bad news for you!
What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend”#Double Meaning Status
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